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A CLEAN, HONEST LITTLE CORNER OF THE INTERNET
The LITTERral
Doomsday Santa
One sidewalk philosopher. One crumpled wrapper. Zero tolerance for public-space rubbish.
THE SIDEWALK CODE
Three things worth keeping clean.
- Our streets. The trash can is right there, friend.
- Our government. Truth should never need a disguise.
- Our hearts. This is where the ordinary broom gives up.
A FRIENDLY THEOLOGICAL RECYCLING PROPOSAL
Some rubbish no broom can reach.
Every one of us has accumulated some spiritual trash—this page’s author included. The good news is that Jesus Christ volunteered for the dirtiest cleanup job in history: He died for our sins, was buried, and rose again. No sanitation fee. No spotless résumé required. Turn to Him in repentance and faith, and let the only One qualified make you clean.
“Come now, and let us reason together, saith the LORD: though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow.”— Isaiah 1:18, KJV
DANIEL, IF THIS PAGE FINDS YOU
The joke is affectionate. The respect is real.
Your tenacity, concern for shared space, and willingness to argue first principles made an impression. This page does not speak for you—it simply hopes to return a laugh and remind visitors that a person is always more than a viral moment.
Meet the indomitable man in Street Sense Media ↗THE CLEAN-HANDS PROMISE
What this page will—and won’t—do.
No invented Daniel.
No fabricated quotations, personal allegations, or claims that Daniel approved this page or its gospel message.
Daniel gets first say.
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